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Corrupt A Wish
Topic Started: Sep 23 2015, 11:55 AM (152 Views)
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I'm sure you all know how this works. If not, it goes pretty much like this:

Person 1: I wish I had an awesome car.
Person 2: Granted, but you get in a car accident and the car is too damaged to be repaired.

I guess I'll start this off.

I wish I could find my socks.
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I feel it only proper for me to answer to this since I have Cassandra as a character...

The next time you are setting something on your bedroom desk, it falls off and hits the floor beside your bed. As you drop down to pick it up, a creature beneath your bed grabs you and the aforementioned dropped item and drags you beneath. There is a pile of your socks making up the beast's nest.

I wish I could speak to animals.

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Your wish is granted, but now you can only speak as an animal yourself!

(bonus cookies if you get the reference!)

I wish I could duplicate myself for work.
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Wish Granted! But your duplicate hates work as well and duplicates herself. The third duplicate is a little less intelligent and doesn't do the work efficiently, so you lose your job and now have two more mouths to feed!

I wish the sun still provided warmth and the necessary nutrients to enrich and nourish the world, without being so darn bright.
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Granted, but the sun explodes after only a week, destroying everything in the process.

I wish I didn't have so much college work to do.
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Your wish shall be done. Your high school diploma is null and void and you have to redo your four years of 'lower' education. No more college work!

I wish commercialized space travel was more accessible to the common folk.
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Belial
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Commercialized space travel is now cheap enough for everyone! Of course, now that also means space pirates preying on the new trade routes and slaughtering the tourists.

I wish my head would stop hurting.
"Life is not about what you deserve. Life is about free will, life is about what you choose. Afterlife is about what you deserve, and all the Heavens forfend you deserve me." --Belial

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Your head no longer hurts in that it is no longer attached to your shoulders - modern science as given you a bluetooth connection to your brain in a glass jar. Of course, the glass is very brittle and dogs can't stop barking at it.

I wish Stephen Hawkings was the supreme dictator of the galaxy.
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Telmaril
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Granted. Problem is, his text-to-voice translator is slowly becoming sentient, and it's got a raging hate-on for humankind.

I wish I had more time for Sunder.
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Your wish is granted to you in the form of winning the lottery and never having to work again. Unfortunately, because of Stephen Hawking's text-to-voice translator ruling the world, you are forced to upload yourself to a computer and become lost in the inter-web.

I wish that I had a rottweiler for my son.
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Granted! However, the Rotty takes over your home and marks his territory all over your xbox, PC, and DnD materials.

I wish you had to have a microchip implanted in your brain that makes you always tell the absolute truth, should you ever become a politician.
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Raferties
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Granted, but then our system of government utterly collapses due to lack of politicians and we fall to utter anarchy before causing the end of the world.

I wish that I could draw.
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Granted! You're now an incredible artist. ...good luck finding time to actually do any art in!

I wish you all could meet my cat.
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Granted! Unfortunately, it's because in the previously mentioned state of anarchy, your cat has become the Supreme One, Dictator of what was once known as the US of A. We all bow to your feline.

I wish I had my degree in English Education. (Be more creative than 'there are no jobs', lol...)
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Granted, only after the multiple years of studying to get the English Degree people have become so integrated everyone speaks the same blended language now. (South Park reference!)

OR Granted, but you now live in Portugal where the main language is Spanish.

OR Granted, you HAD an English degree, but you've now lost it. (borrowed from Scar)

Yep! Triple Corruption! Mwa ha ha!

Ahem.

I wish that the Internet was free.
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